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Short version - I'm a short, fat, nerd and I lurve me! :D
Long version - Plans for the zombie apocalypse? My name is Jess. I'm 21, 5'1", and I vote we stick together. I know how to shoot a gun and I manage to make the most bizarre foods edible. You might have the ability to converse our way out of horrible situations and if the worst happens I have snakes. :) In all honesty I wouldn't do that to my beloved pets and my roommate has crappy swords we could modify.
I live in Davis, travel to Rancho Cordova a lot, and will be going back to school this summer I hope. I'm fairly liberal for someone who grew up with republicans and while I still struggle with the idea of God I have many friends who are quick to make fun of religion and the belief in a god. I am completely used to it and able to laugh. I don't have a nice car, but it does it's job. I want to work with people with special needs and love working/playing with kids. I used to have a great job as a special education instructional assistant for k-3rd grade autistic kids, but budget cuts are my enemy. Now I serve Merlino's Freeze.
I like reading fantasy and science fiction most. I'm more than just a bit of a nerd. I play Dungeons and Dragons, World of Warcraft, and Warhammer 40k. I play some video games and I watch things like The Guild, Red vs. Blue, Dr.Horrible's Sing Along Blog, Back to the Future, and Star Wars. I have one tattoo and I don't smoke. Some of my friends smoke pot and when that occurs I'm usually in the kitchen cooking them chicken or cake. :P
I'm comfortable with who I am physically about 95% of the time. Hopefully you can be too. I know I am fat, but I also know I get outside, I LOVE to swim, I eat my veggies, and I eat slow to give my brain enough time to figure out it is full. I have weighed less and that was because I used to run after little Jimmy whenever the Fedex truck came to school and had to lift 60pd Amber when she didn't want to move, so extra exercise outside of the normal walks wasn't necessary. Now it is summer and swimming is a new priority. My walks might turn into jogs and even a gym might help me loose a little weight, but I will always be chubby, because I believe that is the way I was always meant to be. You can decide if you like my personality, my face, and/or my curves enough to talk to me and maybe make a friend. Hope this let's you know a bit about me. Enjoy!
Long version - Plans for the zombie apocalypse? My name is Jess. I'm 21, 5'1", and I vote we stick together. I know how to shoot a gun and I manage to make the most bizarre foods edible. You might have the ability to converse our way out of horrible situations and if the worst happens I have snakes. :) In all honesty I wouldn't do that to my beloved pets and my roommate has crappy swords we could modify.
I live in Davis, travel to Rancho Cordova a lot, and will be going back to school this summer I hope. I'm fairly liberal for someone who grew up with republicans and while I still struggle with the idea of God I have many friends who are quick to make fun of religion and the belief in a god. I am completely used to it and able to laugh. I don't have a nice car, but it does it's job. I want to work with people with special needs and love working/playing with kids. I used to have a great job as a special education instructional assistant for k-3rd grade autistic kids, but budget cuts are my enemy. Now I serve Merlino's Freeze.
I like reading fantasy and science fiction most. I'm more than just a bit of a nerd. I play Dungeons and Dragons, World of Warcraft, and Warhammer 40k. I play some video games and I watch things like The Guild, Red vs. Blue, Dr.Horrible's Sing Along Blog, Back to the Future, and Star Wars. I have one tattoo and I don't smoke. Some of my friends smoke pot and when that occurs I'm usually in the kitchen cooking them chicken or cake. :P
I'm comfortable with who I am physically about 95% of the time. Hopefully you can be too. I know I am fat, but I also know I get outside, I LOVE to swim, I eat my veggies, and I eat slow to give my brain enough time to figure out it is full. I have weighed less and that was because I used to run after little Jimmy whenever the Fedex truck came to school and had to lift 60pd Amber when she didn't want to move, so extra exercise outside of the normal walks wasn't necessary. Now it is summer and swimming is a new priority. My walks might turn into jogs and even a gym might help me loose a little weight, but I will always be chubby, because I believe that is the way I was always meant to be. You can decide if you like my personality, my face, and/or my curves enough to talk to me and maybe make a friend. Hope this let's you know a bit about me. Enjoy!
20047Obviously because I get complimented on Tumblr, that I am not allowed to be hurt.
I am not a person stuck on the way I look. I do not stare in my mirror and say: “You’re too good for the world.” Those who know me would find that people think I am conceited to be either quite slow on the draw or oblivious beyond belief. So, in an attempt to somehow distance myself from this stigma that is being placed ln me, I guess I am going to deactivate my Tumblr. I would rTher not be associated with that.
What about what I wrote read “you are not allowed to be hurt.”? I said I am not used to seeing you hurt. I am used to seeing you happy and maybe even a little cocky. I liked your confidence, but I understand even those with high self esteem have down days. I was trying to be sympathetic. Obviously anything said to you, even things meant to be nice, are going to be misread. Enjoy your pity party and excuse my attempt at trying to say you are attractive and I usually like what you have to say.
I’ve submitted several times, hopefully this one makes it through. 300+ lbs, and still kicking it just fine. (Fuck yea to the chubby tribe!)
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Whoa….. That’s one impressively nerdy tree.
I think this outnerds our Christmas tree…
(We didn’t set it up this year, but it’s usually decorated with dice and D&D minis…)
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“The posh bloke weren’t ‘aving any of it so Ian tried to stab ‘im in the belly, but he was feeble and small”
The mighty boosh book probably wasn’t the best book for this, lol.
”Had he best be thinking of just how he was going to meet his God?”
The Stand.
Wow Dotty! I never knew. Mine is:
“The murdered lay in a great pool of their communal blood.” - Blood Meridian by Cormac McCarthy
Well shit.
“we may suppose that we know precisely what the right here postulated is a right to: what sorts of conduct it protects in what particular contexts and circumstances.” -world poverty and human rights by Thomas Pogge.
Have fun figuring that out. :P
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